LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
it aint real fanfiction unless their tongues battled for dominance
or someone let out a breath they didn’t know they’d been holding.
or their lips crashed together.
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time
Friend thinks I’m lesbian
Tell me how I should respond to her
something extremely clever
"If you’re worrying that I’m attracted to you, don’t. Even if I were a lesbian, you ugly as hell."
dont actually say that im sorry
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
This was so much work, so please don’t steal.
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
love this lady!
folks be like “So you’re majoring in theater? That’s cool!” and I be like “Hell yeah” and then they be like “So you’re going to be an actor?” and I be like “Why yes, I am going to be a waiter.”